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their writing: the dawn breaks and you are anew. the person you once were vanished. the rising sun offers a fire to burn her to ashes.
me: hey there- i just wanted to you to know your work is amazing. i love reading your writing. please continue! it is so eloquent. your wording and command of the english language are just incredible. you show such a deep emotional intelligence.
them: lol ya i do a write sometimes thnx bb [gif of the rock]

Gavin: Ryan, do you own a security system?
Ryan: Yes!
Jack: Do you use it?
Ryan: Uhhh…. yeah. It’s got like motion sensors.
Gavin: You use motion sensors with pets?
Ryan: Uhhh, you can calibrate it.
Jack: So if there’s a really tiny burglar breaking into your house
Jeremy: (from across the room) Ayyooo!

Fanfic writer: And publish! Finally got this story out now I can sleep. Hmm, maybe I should wait for a review.

Fanfic writer: *refreshes 2000 times.”
*20 minutes later*

Reviews: *1+ review*- Good story

Fanfic Writer: DEAR WHAT’S YOUR FACE YOU ARE THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN. I PERSONALLY THANK YOUR MOTHER FOR GIVING BIRTH FOR YOU. YOU ARE THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES ME LIFE.

GTA V – Deadline 2: Thin Dead Line

*Michael and Gavin discussing Gavin’s visa*
Michael: How many times have you brought this up? Every year or two you’re like ‘Oh, I’m leaving’
Gavin: Funny enough, when you get one year visas, you have to do it every year!
Michael: Then just do it every year!
Gavin: I’M DOING IT
Michael: Then you’re not gonna get deported!
Gavin: I mean, I don’t have the decision yet…
Ryan: Gavin… let’s fix this problem right now
Ryan: Will you marry me?
Gavin:
Gavin: …what
Michael: You can’t, Ryan.
Ryan: I mean, can we not in this state? I don’t know
Michael: It’s not so much the gay marriage, more that you’re already married