Man I love Theater Mode
Jeremy: “I’ve also only eaten out women so I can understand this guy”
Geoff: “You’re a fuckin’ liar though. We all know what goes on at art college”
Jeremy: “Dude I wish”
Jeremy:Ryan, I’m riding back to you. I’m still 78% wet.
Ryan:Well, I hope you’re 100% wet.
Geoff:He has that effect on people. They don’t call him the panty dropper for nothing.
Ryan:Do they? That would be awesome.
The difference between Geoff and Ryan
Geoff’s favorite part of Let’s Play Live (East Coast Tour)
“I wanna change my answer. I just remembered something that was way cooler…”
“Not murder in Tampa?” (Jack)
“No. I was on the bus one day, early on, and uhh – this is gonna be
sappy – and uh, I was in the back, and there was commotion going on up front,
and I walked up and I said ‘What are you guys doing?’ and you guys were fucking
around with TVs and laptops and you guys go: ‘Oh, we’re gonna film a video, we’re
gonna make some Let’s Plays.’ and I was like ‘What?’ and you were like, ‘Yeah,
we’re gonna make – we’re gonna play Party Hard 2, the alpha’ and I watched you guys spend
like 30 minutes figuring out how to fuckin’ film Let’s Plays on the bus while
we were working there. And that was
very cool. I was – and I hate that word – but I was very proud of you guys.”
– Off Topic #75 (1:14:32)
geoff is my fav achievement hunter because i to, am extremely exhausted and dead inside
aries: my throat is in my asshole right now.
taurus: i feel like i’m faster than jesus.
gemini: my life is a series of dumb choices.
cancer: everybody but me is an asshole.
leo: don’t go to college.
virgo: all things considered, this is going pretty badly.
libra: i was doing sex stuff the other night, and i was dehydrated, so my jizz was like a thick paste.
scorpio: i have a lot of shit to say and nothing i want to hear.
sagittarius: i’m starting in anus place.
capricorn: i hope they don’t touch my butt while i’m awake.
aquarius: speaking of hard, my dick.
pisces: it’s a punk rock thing. it’s kind of hard to explain.